Tuesday, 30 August 2016

American Monsters quick review

I loved the ending! ... Sort of. (Oh, major spoilers).

I loved that Amber got everything she wanted. She might have lost a few things along the way, but she accomplished the three things on her list. I liked the ending because of that and because her and Kelly and Glen (Yey! Glen is okay!) are all together and fighting the monsters.

It's one of the few books were I've actually got very little to complain about. There's just one... Very small... Thing...

I feel like, if Derek Landy read my previous post, he'd get to the paragraph about Milo and Amber's relationship and just laugh. He'd be laughing because, when I wrote that, I was so completely oblivious of what was to come. I even joked about it! I actually joked about hoping nothing would happen! And look what happened!

Because the one thing I am definitely not happy about... is Milo.

And that's all I'm going to say.

Friday, 26 August 2016

American Monsters first impressions

Okay, so I'm 168 pages in, so it isn't really first impressions, but oh well. I meant to stop earlier, but cliff-hangers got the better of me. I've stopped now because I just finished chapter 22 and OH MY GOODNESS! I've never been so annoyed at a book before. Well, I have, but this makes it high up the list and I just had to stop now or I never would.

I've got my little notes here, ready to type away...

So this book is definitely smaller than Desolation. I've not got Demon Road handy to compare it to, but it I much smaller than the sequel. And there seems to me like there's a lot of questions to answer before the end (though one which I did have has already been addressed in chapter 22): what's the deal with Milo and Demoriel? What happened to Kelly and her group? Could there be books based on those two? Milo's past and their adventures? What's going on with Glen? There's a lot of unresolved things that better be addressed by the end of the book because I hate it when things are left hanging in a series that isn't going to be continued.

I'm liking the plot so far. I like that we've had a look into Amber's job with the Shining Demon and how that works and I like that we've seen where she's at with her parents. I'm also liking the sort of flashbacks to her brother, though I don't really understand it, so hopefully that will be explained, too.

As I've said before, I love Amber and Milo's relationship. I love that Milo is so devoted to helping Amber. He mentions money again, and states that he's not there for the money, and that he's there to help her. He also offers to let Betty kill him, so Amber can get revenge on her parents: "I shoot him, she shoots me. You can get her then." He then offers again: "I think if I shoot him... and she shoots me, you can get her then." It's sort of an unhealthy relationship, though. Like, Amber agreed to be the representative to save Milo... that's obviously a huge thing to do. And he offered to die so she could get her revenge. But they are so close and I'm so glad they have each other... I hope nothing happens... Oh God, something's going to happen, isn't it?

The relationship between Amber and the Charger is also something that's been made obvious over the books. It's weird that it's able to prefer certain people, but in a good way. I like that it has a special connection to Amber, and that it has accepted her.

Oh! And the trucker guy that's after them! Looking forward to seeing where that goes.

The humour and jokes, as always with Landy's writing, are perfect for my sense of humour. I'm such a plonker, I laugh at anything, but I just find it so funny. Like when they're in the cornfield and this happens:
"Do you miss it?"
"Corn?"
"School?"
I just find it funny...

And finally... I'm pretty sure Derek Landy is a Supernatural fan. Am I the only one that has noticed while reading these books? Maybe it's just me being such a massive fan of the show, but I've seen so many references that seem so obvious to me stretched out over all of the books. Maybe it's just me? But it seems like too many times to be coincidence. Like, I just happened to relate all of these things back to Supernatural? But it seems like his kind of show? I don't know.

Anyway, loving American Monsters so far. Really annoyed at how chapter 22 just ended! But we'll see how it goes, and see if my many, many questions are answered!

Looking forward to Skulduggery series 2!


Saturday, 20 August 2016

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Hello

So, I love movies. Movies and books and TV shows are everything to me. They're all I want to fill my time with. I love adventures and beautiful make-believe worlds. I've mentioned it loads before, but my favourite series is made up completely of a world unknown to normal humans, but it is huge and worldwide and filled with magic.

They're my favourite stories. The ones with magic and things that aren't possible in this world, but that have been made up in someone's head. I love that people think of these wonderfully ridiculous things, and make them real through writing. I love reading it and living in these people's worlds just for a little while, and seeing what they've thought up.

When I write, I write about adventures that I would love to go on. I write about things that I would love to happen to me, people I would love to meet and places I would love to visit. I write about things that I could never do, but can make possible in my stories.

That's what I love about Alice in Wonderland and Alice Through the Looking Glass. I love that she is able to go to this beautiful and crazy world. I love the characters she meets and that she goes on these incredible adventures that could never happen in her real world, but that she gets to live in Underland. And I get to go with her.

I especially love the characters. Alice herself is great because she's a strong female lead and I love that she gets things done and I love that she believes so strongly that anything is possible. The Hatter, of course, is my favourite. I love the way they made him look, with the too big eyes and bright hair. Time wasn't how I expected him to be from watching the trailer, he was better than I thought and not as mean. He basically spent the whole movie trying to save everyone by putting back what Alice stole, because really Alice did put everyone in danger to save the Hatter's family. I also forgot that Andrew Scott made an appearance until I saw him. And of course, me being a huge Sherlock fan, I totally flipped out and gushed over him for the entire time he was on the screen.

I've seen so many rubbish reviews about this movie. It was rated 30% on Rotten Tomatoes. But I couldn't care less about what the reviews are saying. I loved the movie. I loved the story and the characters as much as the first one. I loved seeing a younger Hatter and learning about the background of the Red Queen, and why she is the way she is.

I suppose these critics must know better than me, they've been watching movies and reviewing them for much longer than I have. I'm just a 17 year-old girl who loves to get swept away in the story. For me, Alice Through the Looking Glass was as amazing and entertaining as the first, and they both make it high up my list of favourite movies. Basically, if you loved the first one, then I think you'll love the second.

There was also a dedication at the end to Alan Rickman, which I really wasn't expecting. He voiced the caterpillar, Absolum, and the little message at the end was just a perfect way to remember him and the loss of such an amazing actor.

I think I've made it clear by how many times I've written 'I love' throughout this post about how I feel about this movie.

Never stop fangirling (or boying, whichever you prefer) :)

Good-bye

Thursday, 11 August 2016

July favourites

Hi!

I meant to get this post up earlier, but other things kept getting in the way.

Everybody does this. A monthly favourites thing. It's done a lot on YouTube, but I don't have a YouTube account (yet... I have considered it).

So, here are some of the things I liked during/about July!

Desolation
Desolation is the second book in the Demon Road trilogy by Derek Landy. It carries on the story of Amber as she drives across the country to outrun the Hounds of Hell.

It's actually a pretty good book. Usually middle books annoy me, but Desolation was great. The relationship between Amber and Milo is one of my favourite things! Similar to that of Skulduggery and Valkyrie's in Landy's other series, the two are close and work well together. Milo is no longer getting paid to help Amber. He is there completely of his own free will. I don't think the Hounds are chasing him? He could have ditched Amber at any point, but he chose to stay. That's what I love. He's there for no other reason other than that he cares about Amber and wants to help her.

There's so much more I could say, but I don't want to ruin it for potential readers. The book is a perfect sequel, and I can't wait for the third.

London
At the start of July I was in London. I loved it and didn't want to come home. It's such a beautiful place! I've been to London a few times now, and I've seen all the tourist things and shopped on Oxford Street and been on the Underground. But this time seemed different somehow. We went on the open top bus tour and it was so relaxing just to sit on this bus and be shown all the different spots and be told about the history. Then it started to rain... but we didn't care. My mum and sister sat behind me underneath an umbrella and I put on my jacket, still snapping away with my camera.

It was just an amazing holiday. But if I went back I would want to go either alone or with friends. Being with my mum and sister meant that I couldn't do the things that I wanted to do that they didn't. I want to go to all the markets and book stores and the little places that are sort of hidden away from the bustle of the city. So it's a definite for me to go back.

It's a beautiful city, and I would move there in a heartbeat if I had the chance. I love the busy streets and the history. I want to travel, but I also want to live on a farm and have horses and animals, but I also want to live in a big city...

Pandora rings
I love my Pandora rings! I wear them every day I'm not at work. I just think they're so pretty and comfortable. The top is the July birthstone (I think), and isn't actually my birthstone, but I knew it would go perfectly with the ring I already had. The one on the bottom I got for my birthday. I think they go so great together and at the moment they're my favourite piece of jewellery (not including my necklace, which will always be special to me). I love them!

Disney Life
My next favourite thing from July is Disney Life. It's basically Netflix but with all things Disney. I used the month free trial and loved it! It has all the movies, all the TV shows, everything! The one thing I will say about it, is that it has a section for Marvel, but none of the Marvel movies. But apart from that it seems to have everything. I watched Kim Possible from the start, Eight Below (which I used to watch when I was younger and was so glad they had) and Home on the Range, among loads of other things.

It's the perfect thing for all Disney lovers. And at just £9.99 per month, it's pretty cheap.

Skulduggery Pleasant
Last, but far from least, is my favourite book series ever: Skulduggery Pleasant! This book series tops my favourite list for a billion reasons. One, as an example, is that the humour is perfect for me. Skulduggery is so sarcastic and snarky and he constantly makes me laugh. I don't even care that it's a children's book series. The way it's written and some of the things that happen make it seem, to me, as if it's meant for older kids, the ones sort of verging on the edge of YA. I can't put into words how I feel about this series and the reason it makes the list this month...

He's bringing it back! Derek Landy is writing a second series of my beloved books! I cried, I laughed, I might have peed a little with excitement. It can't come soon enough!

(Just because I'm a fangirl, and in proper fangirl fashion, I'd like to express my dream to play the part of Valkyrie if these books were turned into movies. I don't care how annoying it is for me to say, but that would genuinely be like... ugh!)

So! There's my favourites things from July! These are just some of the things I have enjoyed from last month and hopefully I'll be able to do something like this for every month!

Let me know if you have any opinions on anything in the list!

Bye!


Saturday, 18 June 2016

Tough Mudder

Bonjour!

I don't know if anyone else has actually even heard of Tough Mudder. I think it's an American thing? It's basically a 10 mile long course covered in mud (duh) that's designed to be like a military style thing with obstacles. Anyway, I discovered it after seeing pictures and interviews of the Supernatural cast doing it.

So, obviously, I had to see this video.

It's a half hour long video that can be found on Osric Chau's YouTube channel (but not in some areas, I can't get onto it anymore. Here's a link to a different site if you're like me: https://vimeo.com/151688683) which show the boys - Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Osric Chau, Richard Speight Jr, Jason Manns and Rob Benedict - going through the course.

Being a major Supernatural fan (if you're not, you obviously haven't seen the show because it's impossible not to love it) it was SO MUCH FUN to watch the guys do Tough Mudder. The way it's filmed is from their point of view, so you feel like you're actually there with them. I didn't stop smiling the whole way through.

I love seeing them helping each other out and the way they interact with each other. I've been a fan of Supernatural for ages now and I've seen too many interviews to count, seen photos, the show, the gag reel, but this is different somehow. They're just a bunch of guys working together to complete this course with no fans around them and no film crew.
I'm not explaining this very well, I don't have enough experience with writing to be able to put into words what I'm thinking. Basically, the cast are incredible, it's a cool video, go watch it.

They said they're going to do it again this year - really hoping they do! - and a few of the others might be going. They said they wanted Misha Collins to go! I love Misha, he's such an amazing person. I just registered for Gishwhes (the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen) which is happening from the 30th July to the 6th August and is exactly what it says in the name. If you haven't signed up already and you love to help others while also having a ton of fun, then you should definitely check this out. It costs a small fee to register, but nothing that's going to bankrupt you. This is my first year, and I'm hoping it's going to be as good as I've heard it is!

Right, go enjoy the Tough Mudder video!

Au revoir!

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Assassin's Creed

Mooooooorning... Well, afternoon now but morning sounds better

I've been watching Joe Sugg's Uncharted 3 videos (which you should go watch, they're really funny, I'll leave a link to the first one) and I really liked the look of the game. So I thought, why not buy the first one? So I did and along with it I bought another game which I've wanted to try for ages which is Assassin's Creed. Now, I hate to start things halfway through, so I have the first one.

I really like it. Its just a very annoying game to play. I love the stealthy stuff and climbing the buildings and all that jazz, but sometimes the dude (what's his name? Altair. Like Alistair but with a few letters missing) doesn't do what I want him to and I get killed. That's not me making excuses. It really does happen.

One thing that really bugs me is the soldiers. I hate it when I'm just minding my own business, wandering through the towns or travelling on my horse and they start chasing me! I wasn't even doing anything! And I try to do that blend thing but they chase me anyway! And then obviously I can't find a stupid hay stack so I have to fight them and he never runs away when I tell him to.

I've gotten good at sneaking around them to get to the watch towers. I love to climb up them to do the leap of faith. That's like my favourite thing EVER. There was one time I did it and I left my horse behind and there's sometimes horses beside the hay stacks you land in so that if you've left your horse behind you still have one but I didn't want a new one. I waited to see if my horse would come down and when it didn't I considered going back up to get it. I had to remind myself that it's a game and the horses aren't real. I still feel bad for leaving my original horse.


It is a good game though. I just didn't realise that it's actually set in the future and you're playing memories. All the trailers make it out to be just a game in the 1100's, so when it started in the future I was a bit surprised.

I've not played a lot of the game. I've been too busy running around saving citizens and stuff. But what I have played has been good and I would recommend it to people who like the stealthy sort of games and those who have played games like Uncharted and want to play something a bit different. I don't really know if what I'm saying is true - I'm not some professional gamer. I'm just a girl who happens to like playing games and doesn't talk about the technical stuff like graphics or whatever.

Of course, most people probably wouldn't buy the first one, they'd start later on. Especially if you have a PlayStation 4, which I don't. Anyway, buy it, don't buy it, it's up to you. But I like it.

Joe's first Uncharted playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMtbiW1wBkI

Bye!

Sunday, 22 May 2016

The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon #4

I'm bored again! And you know what that means? It's time for the next chapter of Spyro!

This is one of my least favourite levels... I think it's because I used to think it was hard so didn't look forward to it, but it's actually really easy. The thought stuck though and I never look forward to this part of the game.

So without further ado, the bonuses of this chapter are:

9 Blue gems
3 Red gems
2 Green gems
3 Chests of Armour
and no elite enemies for this level

This level is called Dragon City. It starts with a cutscene of Hunter leading the dragons and Sparx to the city where they find out that the war has started against Malefor's army. We then get separated from Hunter and have to save some Mole's from a burning building. You can ignore the Grublins that appear. If you fight them I'm sure they just keep coming back. The first thing you need to do is empty the water into the pool opposite the burning building. To get to the wheel, turn around and it's to the right of the pool. Around the corner is a courtyard and against the left wall is the wheel you need to turn. Enemies appear when you're turning it and if you try you can get the pool filled before they attack so you don't need to fight them but it's not always possible.

This is also where we meet a new enemy. The red tall guys shoot arrows at you but I find are easily killed with Cynder's Shadow power. When they're in the air just jump up and grab them and tap triangle to kill them. You might need to do it a few times. When you've filled the pool the enemies that are left disappear. Before you leave, get the first Green gem that is against the same wall as the wheel, tucked into one of the little doorway bits.

Now you need to get the buckets to fill from the pool. Go back through to where the pool is and head straight on underneath the bridge part with the dragon statues on top. Follow the path through to a second courtyard and on the right there's a switch to pull down to open the door to the buckets. Get both dragons to carry one through - they don't weigh you down like orbs - and fly them over the pool where they'll be filled. Then just fly over to the burning building to put out the fire. You'll need to go back and get a third bucket to put out the fire completely.


The moles are saved and there's a cutscene about the war and war machines and stuff. Before you go dancing off to war though, there's a few gems and things around this area. First, there's the black gate to the left of the burning building. For this, use Cynder's Shadow power and she can move underneath it. There's a switch you can use to let Spyro in, but she can get the gem on her own and get back out without him. There's a Red gem in here. Come back out and to the left you'll see a broken support beam thing with a vine on it. Up here is another black gate with an Armour Chest. I got a back plate for Cynder, I'm not sure if yours will be the same.


Okay, opposite the gate is a dragon bowl thing. Blow on it with Spyro's Fire and it'll light another flame at a door with a Red gem inside. There's three to find. Now jump across to the first Blue gem. Go to the first courtyard where the wheel was for the pool. On the back wall there's vines to a ledge with a horn. Like earlier, use Cynder's Wind power and another ledge will drop opposite with the second fire bowl. Again, blow on it with Spyro's Fire.


Fly back around to the bit where you go the buckets. Here is where the door is with the Red gem behind it. Just to the left of that is another Blue gem. There's also a second one up the stairs to the right of that. On the same level as this blue gem is the third fire bowl. Once this one is lit the door opens to the Red gem. Now we can go to war! Follow the stairs up (make sure to save) and you'll reach a little room where the moles are waiting. Use the lever to open the door and, before you go, stock up on your life and mana. Follow the stairs up, and you'll watch a cutscene.

When the cutscene ends, go back a little and behind the broken pillar is a Blue gem. On your way over to the catapult is a square area with mana and life gems and also a Green gem. (Before I go on! Make sure to fly everywhere here. Especially when moving up and down between the two squares and the catapult. There's a brilliant moment when a fire ball thing hits the wall and it goes in slow motion for a second and it's so cool when you're flying. I'm going to try and get a picture but make sure to fly!) Head over to the catapult and there will be a Blue gem if you walk towards the camera. Continue past the catapult to the left square where there's a Red gem.

By this point you might need to repair the catapult. Beside it is a little hole thing and you just press circle then tap square and the life bar in the corner will slowly rise. You have to hang about it for a minute and kill some Grublins and eventually he'll ask you to reload by flipping the switch on the wall bit behind the catapult. After you do this there'll be another cutscene and then you'll have to defeat the first Siege tower. Repair the catapult a bit before you go.


Okay, to do this quickly you risk getting killed but it's the easiest and fastest way. When you first go in use Cynder's Shadow power to get them all in the air. Make sure to stay away from the crystal at first because it sucks away all your mana. After that, just keep hitting the crystal with triangle and try and ignore the enemies when they hit you. If Cynder's life gets low, switch to Spyro. When it's gone, fly back to the catapult where you might need to repair it.

I only got really rubbish photos of the slow motion bit but it's so cool!!

Now we have to go help our little mole friend. Follow him along and he'll stop every time a thing drops with enemies. It's just a bunch of Grublins and tall red guys who are easy to kill with Cynder's Shadow and a little bit of the grabbing technique. About halfway through you'll probably need to repair the catapult. When he's back you'll need to reload, there will be another cutscene then you'll have to fight the Grublins for a bit before the second Siege Tower appears. Same as before: Cynder's Shadow, triangle on the crystal, try to ignore the enemies, when the crystal breaks get out of there as fast as possible. When that's done, go back and reload the catapult and the next cutscene will play.

Okay! Last two Siege Towers. Take your pick for which one you do first. (Make sure to keep repairing the catapult when it needs it). I'm going to go... right. Same technique: Shadow, crystal, leave. Same for the left side. When that's done reload for our catapult friend one more time and you'll see the last cutscene for this part. And don't worry! The big green guy is not as scary as he looks.

Stock up one life and mana - especially for Spyro - then head down the stairs. In this little courtyard there's a few blue gems. If you climb up the vines where the broken stairs should be, there's two Blue gems on two different levels. There's another Blue gem beside the save point and a Chest of Armour, too. Climb up the vines, jump across to the other ledge and climb up the second set of vines and you'll get to the courtyard with the green guy.

First, go to the left and there'll be a black gate for Cynder with a Blue gem. Like I said, this guy is easy to defeat. Use Spyro's Lightning power and zap him. If you hit him with triangle while zapping him every so often, it doesn't take long to defeat him. Plus, you get mana gems when you hit him so you don't have to fill up your mana bar. Basically, every time he gets close to hitting you or jumping, zap him with Lightning. I find I can get Spyro to hit him two or three times (with me rapidly tapping triangle) before I have to zap him again. When he's gone the fire bowls will go out and a Chest of Armour will appear.

At this point, you have to be careful. If you close the gates and get rid of all the enemies before getting the armour chest then you leave it behind. Light the two fire bowls first then get rid of the first wave of enemies or get them all in the air with Cynder's Shadow power and quickly get the chest. When the chest is done, put the enemies in the air again with Shadow (they fight each other when you do this, too. So you don't have to worry about them for a few seconds) and close the doors. When they're closed stay next to them because two or three times you'll need to push them closed again or they'll open back up. When the fire is in the middle the doors will seal and that's the end of this level. You'll watch a cutscene showing Golem coming back who you spend the next chapter fighting.

Hope you enjoyed this instalment! Next one will be up next time I play!

Byeeeee!